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High C\\u2019s means the open ocean and a great note on the trumpet. Why sailors are so good at puns is a mystery as baffling as the Bermuda triangle. It might have something to do with ing the time while being bored out at see (sorry, sea). Or, maybe it\\u2019s becuase all sailors are aspiring writers. Although the exact reason is hard to pin down, it\\u2019s easy to appreciate. So, let\\u2019s appreciate it with 39 clever boat names.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
As you\\u2019ll sea (sorry, see) below, boat names provide sailors with a great opportunity to show off their creativity. For some reason, that creativity usually comes in the form of clever puns and nautical names that have more than one meaning. If you\\u2019re knot shore (sorry, not sure) what we mean, have a look at the musical name below.<\\/b><\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/6cadc1858d9d627720157b9bbceb7b2a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Thrash Metal Mariner\",\"description\":\"
The mariner spelled \\u201csailor\\u201d as \\u201csaylor.\\u201d This homophone \\u2013 the same sounding word with two different spellings \\u2013 shows that we might be dealing with a thrash metal mariner.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
From the 1980s until a few years ago, the thrash metal band Slayer has been a huge success. Their 1986 album Reign in Blood <\\/i>is regarded as one of the best around. Alongside heavy music, they\\u2019re known for the signature typography for the word \\u201cSlayer.\\u201d Well, the boat owner below took influence from that to create a truly clever name.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"reddit.com\\/iolllloi\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/fbde94617c29f3609bd253530b32151b.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Pugs on a Pugboat\",\"description\":\"
Not only is it a clever name for a boat, it\\u2019s also backed up with a crew of eight pugs! It looks like a party, we just wonder if any of them know how to properly start the engine and sail off into the open sea.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Tugboats are incredibly useful and powerful little vessels that can push or pull massive boats away from danger. Pugs are cute little dogs that, so far as we know, can\\u2019t push or pull boats. So, what happens when you combine both? Well, you get a pugboat, of course.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"imgur.comonephatkatt\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/c419e7833403fe6b1d2c5b9b868002b8.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Nerdy Boat\",\"description\":\"
However, the boat above shows they have quite a bit in common. The name \\u201cError 404, Fish Not Found\\u201d is a reworking of the classic (and frustrating) \\u201cError 404 Not Found\\u201d that many computer s encounter. We just hope they can fix the error and find fish.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Computer programmers are usually seen as those who love the land. They want to stay in their climate-controlled office and plug away at making websites, apps, databases, and more. It\\u2019s pretty much the exact opposite of mariners who love the wind and the open sea.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"imgur.com\\/irrIlVe\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/fb038be66a659a10bd4f27123cd28480.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Fish and Chicks\",\"description\":\"
The boater below \\u2013 who clearly enjoys the plate \\u2013 had a little fun with it to celebrate something else: women. Fish and Chips became \\u201cFish and Chicks.\\u201d Well, to be more accurate \\u201cFish and Chicks 2.\\u201d Does that mean the boat owners are a few women who enjoy eating fish?
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Fish and Chips is a classic seafood dish comprising some fried fish, french fries (or \\u201cchips\\u201d outside the US), and some tartar sauce. Even if you\\u2019re not a boater, you can enjoy this delicious plate.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"facebook\\/@Fish & Chicks\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/27b1fb055967570c3fce0e1ab91729de.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Goodbye Boat\",\"description\":\"
The result is \\u201cSea Ya.\\u201d We give two thumbs up for the simple but appropriate pun. Although it looks like the boat is coasting around a lake, the pun \\u201cLake Ya\\u201d just doesn\\u2019t have the same ring as \\u201cSea Ya.\\u201d\\u00a0 \\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
The world is full of fun and clever ways to say hello and goodbye. These range from the formal \\u201cGood Morning\\u201d to the informal \\u201csee ya later.\\u201d The couple below took the second option and made it far more boat-friendly. Or, to be more accurately, sea friendly.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Alamy Stock Photo\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/f4500d84d23724cc1200dec53e703852.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"At Sea\",\"description\":\"
Why they chose the letter \\u201cC\\u201d rather than the word \\u201csea,\\u201d we\\u2019re not entirely sure, but it fits well with the pun. Plus, the shortened name might have saved a bit of money when designers came over to add the decal.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
The \\u201cError 404 Fish Not Found\\u201d boat above may have found a partner in punning crime with the boat below. Both share a love of computer lingo. For this next boat, it\\u2019s the symbol \\u201c@.\\u201d The mariner cleverly called the boat \\u201c@C\\u201d standing for \\u201cat sea.\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"facebook\\/@The Insurance Broker Ltd\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/7327f45bf661eac4ecdff7625bfd5dd0.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Carpe Diem\",\"description\":\"
Well, now it has reached the height of popularity \\u2013 it\\u2019s a boat name. The old Latin phrase now appears as \\u201cSeas the Day.\\u201d We it it\\u2019s a clever one, and enjoy thinking about what that means. Most likely fishing and swimming.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Carpe diem is a famous Latin expression meaning \\u201cseize the day\\u201d or \\u201cseize the present.\\u201d It was first uttered by the Roman poet Horace thousands of years ago and made famous (to modern folks) in the film Dead Poets Society when Robin Williams\\u2019 character told his students to seize the day.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"imgur.com\\/Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/4ac66c6c9b8e2e41bd6b9dc1b0db9de8.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"A Busy Boat\",\"description\":\"
Instead of saying you\\u2019re \\u201cin a meeting\\u201d when you\\u2019re really at home lounging about, you can say you\\u2019re in a meeting when you\\u2019re literally inside a boat called \\u201cin a meeting.\\u201d What you\\u2019re doing in that meaning, no one knows \\u2013 however, we hope it\\u2019s relaxing rather than, you know, working.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Busy professionals love to buy boats because it provides a relaxing way to unwind on the open ocean. The only problem is busy people often don\\u2019t have time to enjoy said boat. Well, it seems this mariner has figured out a solution.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"twitter\\/@DundasMarineLTD\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/82866c67dfdb6941ac5cd9902d8c4c7a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"When You Don\\u2019t Know\",\"description\":\"
It might take a while to untangle the pun, but it\\u2019s appropriate for a boat because so many people spend hours and hours trying to figure out just the right name. This mariner had the same struggle \\u2013 he was \\u201cnot sure\\u201d what to name the boat.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
If there\\u2019s one thing boat enthusiasts are good at, it\'s crafting puns. Well, that and boating of course. The pun below is extra clever, however, because it takes a common phrase and makes it very boaty. The name is \\u201cKnot Shore.\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"imgur.com\\/pZMZrLk\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/1ea3facfc53dfb6d0ac685c7f5b8be8f.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Staying Healthy\",\"description\":\"
It\\u2019s exhausting. Sometimes you just want to sit back on the boat and enjoy the sunshine and open ocean. Luckily, the open ocean provides its own set of vitamins. Well, one vitamin in particular: Vitamin Sea.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
It can be a pain to stay healthy all the time. You have to find the right mix of fat, carbs, proteins, minerals, and vitamins, and then dole it out in the perfect portion sizes. On top of that, you have to throw in an exercise routine that mixes up stretching with strength and cardio.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"facebook\\/@Tacoma Maritime Institute\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/82e49ab6ddc3bbc9950cd3f91169fc83.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"The Most Valuable Kind of Ship\",\"description\":\"
Instead, the most valuable kind of ship is \\u2026 friendship. Although it may sound a bit cheesy, it\\u2019s a good point. The mariner below clearly got a chuckle out of the punny name. We just wonder if it\\u2019s a big party boat.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
To quote an old comedian, people might say that a gold ship or a platinum ship is valuable. Sure, the boats may not float, but they could be sold for a pretty penny. However, that\\u2019s not the most valuable kind of ship.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/7415fb5675bda6d81d1ca8686791340b.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Look and Sea\",\"description\":\"
In mariner speak, it gets shifted into the pun above: water u lookin\\u2019 at. Although clever, it\\u2019s also a bit antagonistic to be honest. We just hope the owners are decent enough sailors that other mariners \\u2013 or the Coast Guard \\u2013 don\\u2019t stare at them in disbelief. If so, however, we\\u2019re pretty sure we know how they\\u2019d answer.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Some boat owners go for one-word names like \\u201cfriendship.\\u201d Others prefer the two-word puns like \\u201cVitamin Sea.\\u201d The mariner below prefers the phrase. In particular, the phrase \\u201cwhat are you looking at?\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/90ba1c0564989ff4e9696ae0f2f47d06.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Mistakes Were Made\",\"description\":\"
Now, the only way \\u201cuh oh!\\u201d can be ready accurately is if the boat capsizes! In that case, you\\u2019ve got a really \\u201cuh oh\\u201d going on. For now, the boat is doing fine even if the name is not.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
This next boat works on multiple levels. First, we can give the owner kudos for not going with the nautical-themed names. Instead, he went for the common expression \\u201cuh oh.\\u201d People use it to describe all different kinds of mistakes \\u2013 including the mistake of putting your boat name upside down.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/f110f73c7bf87cf9a4af4311337e2ccb.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Spanglish Time\",\"description\":\"
This mariner decided to spice it up a bit by turning \\u201csi\\u201d into \\u201csea\\u201d \\u2013 the open ocean. Now, it\\u2019s both a pun and a statement of fact. When it\\u2019s drifting along on the open sea, you can accurately point to the water and say, \\u201csea, senor.\\u201d\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
This next nautical pun stands out from all the rest. That\\u2019s because it brings together two languages: English and Spanish. The Spanish word for \\u201cyes, sir\\u201d is \\u201cSi, senor.\\u201d It\\u2019s used all the time and most English speakers have heard of it.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/92ba8ce4e3bae16d0eccd15ef020be85.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Don\\u2019t Tempt Fate\\u00a0\",\"description\":\"
However, it might cause your own boat to sink as well! That seems to be what happened above. Granted, the captain didn\\u2019t hit an iceberg in the middle of the night and, luckily, there weren\\u2019t any casualties.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
It\\u2019s a dangerous game to try and tempt fate. Even if it\\u2019s taken as a joke, reality has a way of hitting you with a harsh punchline. For example, naming your small boat \\u201cTitanic II\\u201d is a mildly clever way of poking fun at the notorious ship that sank in the early 1900s.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/9fb9dbc1f2fa0bd1b8ad22911ed6b726.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Dealing with Uncertainty\",\"description\":\"
The original phrase is too R-rated to print here, but we\\u2019re sure you can imagine it. The mariner below took that and created a more family friendly saying. Alongside being a clever pun, it also advocates a helpful attitude.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
There are two ways to deal with all the uncertainties that might crop up on the open ocean. One is to fret about it and be constantly anxious. The other is to accept what comes without worrying about it too much. In others, to accept that, well, \\u201cship happens.\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/7b5d98233dfa154b5683f9c5b7e95dc7.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Boating and Working Don\\u2019t Mix\",\"description\":\"
The mariner above chose to celebrate that sentiment with a Bostonian-like flair. For those not on the East Coast, the name \\u201cFahfrum Wurken\\u201d may sound like a German town. However, those in the know, know that it\\u2019s a clever way of saying, \\u201cfar from working.\\u201d
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
As we saw from the \\u201cin a meeting\\u201d boat above, boating and working don\\u2019t go together well. The latter is for earning the money you need to live, and the former is for, well, living \\u2013 enjoying a few hours on the open ocean.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/0e742fa07484d76371b4f18fc8cd3542.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Seaing Others\",\"description\":\"
It seems this sailor has two women in his life. One is a human woman who stays on land, and the other is a boat who prefers the water. Hopefully, the sailor is open and honest by telling his wife that he\\u2019s seeing another woman. Or, to be more punny, he\\u2019s \\u201cseaing\\u201d another woman.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
For some reason, most sailors refer to their ships as women \\u2013 they use the pronoun \\u201cshe\\u201d when talking about their boats. This next sailor took it a step farther by actually calling his boat \\u201cThe Other Woman.\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/11f05b14f8d2369a5142c12edff40be2.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Hit TV Boat\",\"description\":\"
In particular, for the unique logo with \\u201cBr\\u201d and \\u201cBa\\u201d looking like they\\u2019re part of the periodic table of elements. The bass fisherman (and TV fan) below used that as inspiration for his own unique name: breaking bass. Clever name. We just hope he\\u2019s not getting into any of the other stuff they did on the show.
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
From the moment it came out in 2008 to its final episode in 2013, AMC\\u2019s \\\"Breaking Bad\\\" was a huge hit. Alongside the plotlines, characters, and scenery, viewers loved the opening introduction as well.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/11cb0ba4e151038bfb56b0255abfbed6.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Apocalyptic Advice\",\"description\":\"
That\\u2019s what the sailor above did with the cleverly named boat, \\u201cZombies Can\\u2019t Swim.\\u201d It\\u2019s good advice. Once the zombie hordes start running after you, all you got to do is hop on board and start up the engine. The open seas are safe.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
People are often afraid of the so-called zombie apocalypse when gangs of hungry zombie roam the streets eating people. That\\u2019s partly why The Walking Dead<\\/i> and countless other zombie TV shows and movies are so popular. Fearing it is one reaction, but preparing for it is a far better one.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/85056d8c4af823cdab1fab5d7c2585f9.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Dangers of Aquahol\",\"description\":\"
People with this addiction simply love to be out on the ocean \\u2013 swimming, fishing, sailing. That being said, it does cost a pretty penny to be an aquaholic because boats and gas don\\u2019t come cheap.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
People who work too much are often called \\u201cworkaholics.\\u201d It\\u2019s a clever play on the more serious disease of alcoholism. In a similar vein, the sailor below christened a new pun: aquaholic. It describes a serious addiction to water \\u2013 which, if you think about it, isn\\u2019t that bad.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/1d93a37802aa36a2ba4bd53a6487a964.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Weight of a Marriage\",\"description\":\"
We aren\\u2019t sure. However, spending some time apart pursuing your own hobbies is healthy for any couple. So, maybe this sailor loves the open ocean and the wife is more a fan of land. Sometimes you just need your own place to unwind and take weight off your shoulders.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Judging from the name of the boat, we imagine things at home aren\\u2019t going too well for this sailor. That\\u2019s because the name is \\u201cAweigh from Wife.\\u201d Is the wife holding the sailor down like a heavyweight?<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/b535ae0cdf2cbfadc593b6cdb35e3dea.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Escaping the Noise\",\"description\":\"
Down in Myrtle Beach, this sailor decided to name his boat \\u201cThe Great Escape.\\u201d Since the sailor doesn\\u2019t have to worry about escaping a German camp (considering WWII is long over), the escape is more to do with leaving behind all the clutter and noise of modern life.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Way back in the early 1960s, Steve McQueen and James Garner starred in the film The Great Escape<\\/i>. This classic film tells the story of Allied POWs escaping from a German camp during WWII. It influenced audiences, filmmakers, and, apparently, sailors.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/0942b880a9bb7b1497508e66d0692d01.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"You\\u2019re Getting Very Sleepy\",\"description\":\"
If we have three thumbs, we would give this sailor three thumbs up because that\\u2019s quite the clever name. However, it\\u2019s also important to throw in a word of caution: stay awake while sailing during the day!\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
People often report that they \\u201csleep like a baby\\u201d when spending the night on a boat. That\\u2019s because the waves can gently rock you back and forth, allowing for a remarkably restful night. That sense of being hypnotized by the ocean led to the next punny name: hypnautic.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/0c79f1133010a90d7f726b0aeb641e6c.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Rated Arrrr\",\"description\":\"
In particular, to influence the names that sailors give to their boats. In the appropriately named \\u201cMad Beach,\\u201d you may find \\u201cArrr Boat.\\u201d This is both a hat tip (do people still do those?) to pirates and a clever play on \\u201cour boat.\\u201d\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Pirates are as popular in sailor lore as mermaids and wild storms that have you screaming things like \\u201call hands on deck!\\u201d Although their heydey \\u2013 the so-called \\u201cGolden Age of Piracy\\u201d \\u2013 was in the 17th and 18th centuries, their rebellious lifestyle continues to influence sailors to this day.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/3f90a4e23c1b932d1821617ee3719e93.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Barking Orders at Sea\",\"description\":\"
That seems to be the case with the cute little \\u201csea weiner\\u201d above. This Dachshund \\u2013 also known as a weiner dog or sausage dog \\u2013 is probably the cutest captain around. No wonder the human owners decided to plaster the doggie\\u2019s name right on the side of the boat.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Most people assume boats are sailed by human sailors. That\\u2019s not always the case. Sometimes, sea-worthy animals manage to learn the ropes. As they rise through the ranks, they get more comfortable (literally) barking orders to other crew .<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/e4d28230d42736e768a6ba20a03b9b47.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Bickering Boats\",\"description\":\"
Based on the names of \\u201cwood too\\u201d and \\u201cwood not,\\u201d the bickering seems to be over what kind of material the boats are made of. If that\\u2019s the case, then we place our bets with the boat on the left because it definitely looks like wood.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
It doesn\\u2019t take long to realize that these next two boats belong together. The real question is why owns them. Perhaps it\\u2019s a self-critical sailor who is always having arguments with him or herself. Or, maybe it\\u2019s a couple of siblings, friends, or spouses who love to bicker.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/0f7c1ee63232c1d51c2e3b792bce00e4.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Keep It Simple Sailor\",\"description\":\"
All you need to do is \\u201cjust add wind.\\u201d That\\u2019s the kind of simplicity we can get behind! Hop on board, add a bit of wind, and you\\u2019re off on the open seas.\\u00a0
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Making a cake from scratch isn\\u2019t easy. Making one from a pre-packaged box that only requires an egg and some water is easy \\u2013 and delicious. The same applies to boats. Some boats required you to have a Ph.D. in engineering just to figure out how to steer them. Others, like the one below, are much simpler.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/1b89f9f259434bbc7ad8caa38534c859.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Flava-licious Boating\",\"description\":\"
The sailor above \\u2013 who, we hope is Flavor Flav \\u2013 took that line and made it more sailor like: yeah buoy. Based on that name, this Milwaukee boat is a fan of parties, golden-era hip hop, and clock necklaces. Although the word is still out, we really hope this is actually Flavor Flav\\u2019s boat.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
During the late 1980s and early 1990s, Public Enemy rose to the heights of musical fame. The hip-hop group featured Chuck D and the infamous hype-man Flavor Flav. One of his most iconic lines was \\u201cyeah, boyeeeee!\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/453a98caa768c223b5c3a9e6b947099a.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Sailor Taxes\",\"description\":\"
With that in mind, the name of the boat above is a bit troubling. Is this sailor advertising the fact that they haven\\u2019t paid taxes? If so, they might want get a call from the IRS. If not, then it\\u2019s a clever name that brings chuckles to those who see it.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Generally speaking, the IRS is the one institution you don\\u2019t want to mess with. Despite all the money, fame, and notoriety of Al Capone, the IRS managed to lock him up for tax evasion \\u2013 he never filed a federal income tax return.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/d82fe298897402b6da7c2082a3858249.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"The Inheritance\",\"description\":\"
So, it requires you to make some important decisions. Do you really need to put aside money for your kids to inherit when you\\u2019re gone, or would it be better for the whole family to enjoy a boat? This sailor chose the second one.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
Boats don\\u2019t come cheap \\u2013 in other words, they cost a boat load of money. On top of the initial purchase, you have to factor in added equipment, fuel, maintenance, and mooring fees for docking your boat. Although the boat floats, it may sink your finances.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/3dbfe7baeae08ce05abe883ec4685200.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Bullship Happens\",\"description\":\"
With a name like that, you\\u2019d expect a dingy old boat that\\u2019s falling apart, but the Bullship above seems to be state of the art. Alongside two floors, it has got all the bells and whistles. Maybe the name means the captain doesn\\u2019t put up with any \\u201cbullship.\\u201d
<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
It\\u2019s no secret that sailors have potty mouths \\u2013 or, to be more accurate, they \\u201ctalk like sailors.\\u201d However, some have learned to cut down on the naughty words by turning them into hilarious puns. For example, \\u201cbullship.\\u201d<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/3012fdef2708f28f046b314721930841.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Don\\u2019t Worry, Be Happy\",\"description\":\"
That being said, even the calmest sailor is going to get mad when their beloved boat starts to sink. Luckily, it doesn\\u2019t seem like anyone was onboard, or that the boat was far off in the ocean. Instead, it was right next to shore \\u2013 which, to be honest, is a bit worrying.\\u00a0
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Like \\u201cTitanic II,\\u201d this seems to be a case of a name tempting fate. Or, if you want to look at the bright side, a name that accepts the absurdity of life and is willing to laugh about it.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/c8ee2ab6b1870dd7aa06a60c96286bb1.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"When Two Boats Talk\",\"description\":\"
Both \\u201cTom\\u2019s Cruise\\u201d and \\u201cTopp Gun\\u201d managed to dock right next to each other at the marina. Perhaps to avoid litigation, both boats created a bit of distance with their names. \\u201cTom\\u2019s Cruise\\u201d is different from \\u201cTom Cruise\\u201d and \\u201cTopp Gun\\u201d differes from \\u201cTop Gun.\\u201d\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
As we saw with the \\u201cwood not\\u201d and \\u201cwood too\\u201d boats above, sometimes boat names fit perfectly together. For the \\u201cwood\\u201d boats, it\\u2019s because they were owned by the same person. For the boats below, it\\u2019s an entirely happy coincidence.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/41a2b0d897ecf0292d0b70b23495d3d5.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Impulse Purchases\",\"description\":\"
Either, you can drop your head in shame and try to sell it to regain some of the money. Or, you can proudly display your mistake by naming your boat \\u201cFavorite Mistake.\\u201d\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
People make impulse purchases all the time. Usually, these are small items such as a pair of jeans or a new gadget that you don\\u2019t really need. Other times, it\\u2019s large items like, well, boats. If you impulse buy a boat, there are two reactions you can have.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/3e61887e5dcadd2dab405b2d1e9aa87d.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"The Hard Truth\",\"description\":\"
The sailor above knows what we\\u2019re talking about. In a clever ode to this thinking, the sailor made the large boat \\u201cillusion\\u201d and the smaller boat \\u201creality.\\u201d Although we shoot for the big one, the small one is more realistic.
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Everyone dreams from time to time. They have what some might call \\u201cillusions\\u201d about how their life is going to pan out. Usually, these are grand ideas such as being the president of a country or an astronaut. However, reality often has a way of cutting these down to size.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/21c50b545832ff73d6e2b26abfb8ad7e.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"A Confusing Sale\",\"description\":\"
Although this nautical pun is top notch, the fact that the boat actually is \\u201cfor sale\\u201d is a bit confusing. To play around more, maybe the sailor is selling knots (\\u201cknots for sale\\u201d) while telling you what the boat is for (\\u201cfor sail).\\u00a0
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As we\\u2019ve seen from all the clever puns above, words with the same sound often have two very different spellings and meanings. To sea what we mean, simply scroll back a bit (or re-read this sentence). Now, take a look at this next boat: knot for sail.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/975dcce9e45d1c1eb83ea0f7354ffc63.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Frayed So\",\"description\":\"
The fact that the unraveled rope is meant to secure the boat is more frightening. Last of all, \\u201cfraid knot\\u201d is a perfect answer to the question, \\u201ccan we go boating?\\u201d The frayed rope mixed with the winter conditions means no one\\u2019s ready to hit the open ocean just yet.\\u00a0<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
This next nautical pun has multiple layers going on. First of all, the so-called \\u201cfraid knot\\u201d is a pun on the phrase \\u201cafraid not.\\u201d Secondly, the name \\u201cfraid knot\\u201d refers to an actual frayed knot \\u2013 a piece of rope that\\u2019s fraying or unraveling.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/05ead5918b33d96a6ed961a1c411c80f.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Retired Life\",\"description\":\"
The name captures it perfectly: Reel-ly Retired. From now on, life is all about throwing out the rod, reeling fish back in, and cooking them up for dinner. Sounds like paradise to some (in particular, the sailor above). After decades of hard work, it\\u2019s an earned pleasure.\\u00a0
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Retirement is something that nearly all working people dream about at some point. For some, that retirement dream means spending hours unwinding at the beach or leisurely playing golf. For the retiree below, it\\u2019s about spending time fishing and boating.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"facebook\\/@Alsea Bay Power Products\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/dfcf2c4e523b5f1f43cb320608aee729.jpg\"},{\"name\":\"Under Water\",\"description\":\"
Illiquid assets are things like real estate and collectibles that might take a while to convert into cash. Despite having a name like \\u201cLiquid Asset,\\u201d the boat above falls into the illiquid camp \\u2013 it would take a while to sell it. Regardless, with a clever name like that, the sailor isn\\u2019t too worried about money.<\\/p>\",\"above_text\":\"
With a name like \\u201cLiquid Asset,\\u201d this sailor is clearly in finance. A liquid asset in investment is something that can be easily converted to cash. The best one is, well, cash, but others include stocks, bonds, and mutual.<\\/p>\",\"attribution\":\"Bored Panda\",\"img\":\"\\/\\/45secondes-fr.sitesdebloques.org\\/content\\/465943\\/50b917bf95812f7286bd87bc79b729ef.jpg\"}]'); var ajax_ad_json = JSON.parse("{\"71944\":\"\\r\\n
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